My cool chem teacher posted this on moodle:
I have a feeling she edited a song aka compose this song on her own.
Just a feeling...
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CHORUS
That don't kill me
must be equa mola'
I need you to heat it up now
Cause we doin' chem up in her'
I know I got to be right now
Cause I used calculator
Man I've been waitin' all year now
That's how long we've been chemmin'.

Lets do chem tonight
maybe a little thermochem tonight
We should really do a lab tonight
liquids turn to solids right?
Goin' to solid, exothermic conversion
Is this dipole or London Dispersion?
I ask, cause i'm not sure
Does anybody know this shit anymore?
Bow in the presence of B-Mess
Cuz he knows all, God bless
Be honored by his greatness
That he even helps with stuff this basic

Go ahead, go Lewis, acidic
Bronsted-Lowry, or Ahhrenius acidic
Cuz you know you love the Kpa
And hydronium ion, the PH is BA... chemists.....!

CHORUS

Check out all the entropy we've got
And watch this enthalpy get hot
You know Gibb's free energy or not?
Damn, Hess's Law got me swearin' a lot

I know Fe beats Ag
In order of reactivity
That's all them periodic trends, ya see?

I see alkanes, alkynes left and right
Excited electrons makin light
'Lectrons travelin' by electrolyte
Volatile gases takin' flight
Precipitates comin' into sight,
Equilibrium shiftin' left to right
Oxidizin' to hypochlorite
Ugh, B-Mess you're makin' it (harder, better, faster, stronger)

CHORUS

you know about Mistah Le Chatellier
Avagadro, Bohr an' Faraday
And you know that chem is da bomb
Don't act like I never told ya

Ugh, B-Mess you're makin' it (harder, better, faster, stronger)